Blade Trinity... spoiler-laden REVIEW

[Biohazard]

THE GOOD:

Blade- as always. best Marvel (movie) character EVER.
Blade's car- what can i say? it's a fuckin '69 charger.
Hannibal King- awesome. normally, the wisecracking sarcastic-under-fire type characters annoy the living piss outta ya. but not this one. allow me to give an example through a quote: "you cock-juggling THUNDERCUNT!!!!" ....if that ain't the best line ever, i'm not sure what is.
Whistler's kid- god she's hot.
Triple H- being a wrestling fan, it's pretty much required that i HATE this asshole. watching him get his ass kicked was so awesome.

THE BAD:

Dracula- eh, what can i say. Deacon Frost and Nomak were better.
RIP Whistler
The Nightstalkers- Blade making fun of them made it slightly more acceptable, and Hannibal rocked as i've mentioned, but they just reeked of Saturday Morning Cartoon schlock.
Shrink-wrapped People Farms- ......yeah. fucking stupid. they were gonna do this in the first one. i can see why they cut that scene out now.
Triple H- worst. acting. ever. stick to wrestling, ya overgrown ape.

THE UGLY

Vampire Dogs- I quote Hannibal King yet again. "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

so, yeah.... overall, it was the weakest of the series, but that's not to say it wasn't a pretty good flick.

My score: 7 thumbs up

go see it if you're a fan of the series, otherwise it's pretty good rental material.

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ December 08, 2004 09:21 PM: Message edited by: Biohazard ]</font>

[Gareee]

I'm a HUGE old Tomb of Dracula fan.. I think they were trying to end the franchise with this one.

We liked the first two, and while they weren't great, they were enjoyable.

It was interesting to watch, but there was just no "wow" factor at all anymore.

And that was probably the saddest portrayal of Dracula since that drac spoof with Leslie Neilsen in it.

As I've read before, "That was 2 hours of my life I'll never get back.."

I'd rate this a 5 at best.

And a good buffy episode beats this hands down...

[blackrhino]

MMMMMM....Buffy.....
Triple h .... tired of the Rock getting all the $$$ and fame from movies.
I have yet to see a good movie series stay good through ever single movie. Granted LOR and Star Wars have been awesome.
We went and saw that new Chucky movie and I tell ya I couldn't tell if it was supposed to be a horror or a comedy. Personally it sucked.

[Biohazard]

in all honesty, i think that was one of the best sword fights i've ever seen, though.

but yeah, i agree, the wow factor was just kinda.... not there.

[mikedanger]

i actually didn't mind dracula too much...it was parker posey's lame ass that made me cringe. maybe it's the fact that i already didn't like her, but i really hope the casting director got fired over that one.

[Biohazard]

yeah, she was horrible. even triple h wasn't near as bad as she was.

"i can tell you two things. one: your hairdo is... rediculous."

[mikedanger]

"and two...i ate a lot of garlic today and i just farted...SBD."

[Biohazard]

goddamn, i laughed so fucking hard at that scene.

"Right about...... NOW!!!!

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.....this is awkward... anyone got a cell phone?"